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FATHERS MAKE GREAT MOTHERS, THAT IS HEAVEN!

Background God REGRETTED/GRIEVED creating a human being!! Wait! Hold up, what!? Now, I am no bishop or pastor nor have I ever attended a single class in any bible school but when in Genesis 2 God Almighty, the Alpha and the Omega, Creator of heaven and earth the I AM creates a man in His own image and four chapters later in Genesis 6:6 REGRETTES creating him, then something is terribly wrong with this story that many Christians do not like thinking about and is rarely spoken of in many sermons delivered in our churches. (Make sure you read the book of Enoch about how the angels fell because they did before the creation of man. Ooh, if you are wondering what the book of Enoch is read 1 st and 2 nd Peter and Jude) God created everything that is on earth and in heaven and He was pleased with everything except one! That man should be alone (I would have put here where this is mentioned in Genesis but please go read for yourself.) now this is just the beginning of the stor

KENYAN PLAYER EPISODE 1

They were sitting at the far left end of a varsity football pitch which doubles up as a rugby pitch. Shady bent over to his left such that Faltalo’s back was covering him. He pulled out the joint from his rugged jeans and a lighter from his leather jacket.  He lit it but the wind was making it a little difficult for the dried herb to burn. He finally got it burning and he pulled the smoke into his lungs. A few seconds later he blew out rings of smoke into the afternoon air. Okay, maybe they were not rings exactly so let us say he blew out the smoke through his nose. I hope that makes it sound gangster enough because that is what I am going for. v     Shady: by the way Faltalo, are you still dating Linda? No, Sarah, or was it Annabel? Mc’ Adams: shagging, dating, they are all the same right. Faltalo: No I am not. It was Sarah. Shady: I thought you were now keen on settling down? Mc’ Adams: I told you, this guy will never be faithful. Faltalo: I just haven’t found

CONFESSIONS OF A KENYAN PLAYER

Let us first all agree that being a player is not easy, right? Salute to all the players out there wherever you are! It is hard work! Pretending to be stupid when your spouse finds that I miss you text on your phone and you have to give very stupid and unwarranted explanations. Waking up in the middle of the night just to reply to a text and immediately delete it then block that number till the next day when you are alone then unblock it and try to explain to an angry lover why you were off the entire night.  This addiction requires patience, multiple personalities and a tongue genetically engineered to lying.  I have been a player myself; I know what I am talking about. In fact, you can quote me on this subject.  It is probably more difficult than working at a construction site. It takes every last of your so called intelligence to just pull off playing two persons, now imagine playing five or ten persons simultaneously. It drains you, but for some strange reason, it is adrenalin

DON'T JUDGE ME PASTOR, JUST PREACH!!

We are addicted to so many things: Sex, drugs, masturbation, alcohol, cheating, lying, homosexuality, pornography, and stealing, killing, rape. This list is extremely long. We are addicted to one thing or the other, if not us, then one of our family members, if not family then a friend or just someone you know.  The need to control them and make them stop is just overwhelming. We take them to rehab centers, specialists, to daktari mashuhuri kutoka Zanzibar and most commonly to pastors, for prayers. This is typical human reaction to circumstances beyond their control. What if I told you that there is a better way? If a child has not been taught and convinced that you can eat vegetables with visitors while there is meat in the kitchen, then that child will embarrass you by asking for it. They will not know that they are doing something wrong by asking for that meat. So how do we expect for an alcoholic to know that they are doing something wrong when they drink themselves silly and

MR. & MRS. RIGHT

I have realized just how easy it is to give relationship advice. Anyone can do it that has been in a relationship. Any kind of relationship really, regardless whether that relationship was healthy or not.  I have had my own share of breakups and one thing has been constant in all of them. My ex was the problem. She just wasn’t right for me. She never understood me. We fought a lot and I hate fighting. Therefore I am waiting for the right girl that will understand me. See that is the typical relationship advice I would give if I was not being honest with myself. The truth is, in every single relationship that I was involved in and never worked out I shoulder half the blame. She never understood me because I never opened up to her about my feelings. She felt like I let her down so many times and I was not there for her because I never told her I was broke at the time she needed my financial help. I pretended I could help her but I was just buying time. So now I lock myself in a de

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DATING A SINGLE MUM.

Personally I have never dated a single mum before, but I had a very intriguing conversation about that subject with a friend yesterday and being a writer, I had to give my unsolicited opinion about it. Therefore what you are about to read is my own fictional dialogue between myself and my friend on this intriguing topic for your solicited opinions. I : “Would you date a single mum?” My friend : “Yes. I totally would.” I : “Would you marry a single mum?” My friend: “No! I doubt I would.” I: “Why?” My friend: “I don’t know. I guess it kinda feels right when the woman I marry gives me my first son.” I: “Huh! Help me understand that.” My friend: “Understand what?” I: “Why you would date her but not marry her.” My friend: “They give a good f**k” I: “Wow! I don’t know how to respond to that” My friend: “But it is true. They always feel like they have to offer more when they meet a guy. When they get a baby and the man is not around they kinda feel damaged

I WANT SPACE!

I love you but woman please give me space! I swear I can’t live without you and you know that. I always want to see you every second of the day. What I don’t tell you is that before I met you I had friends. Boyfriends that I love to bits and guess what, they miss me. I just want a few hours off face-time today and perform boy rituals like playing fifa, just hang around my guys and discuss girls or something.  So don’t call me, don’t text me. Don’t text and tell me it is important I call you back. In fact let me just go with your phone today. I always find it hard to tell you this. The truth is that I would really like it if once in a while you just pretend I don’t exist then go hang out with your girls. Don’t hang out with your best friends who are boys, just hang around your girlfriends and know that I love you and I will look for you once the gods of bromance are happy.  There are those days that I just want some me time and I will love you more as a result trust me.  Eve gave

ILE MAPENZI INA RUN DUNIA

“Unacheki nini Morgan, ni ukweli nilikuwa napenda uyu dame, lakini sio ile design ya mapenzi ina run dunia. Nilikuwa tu apo juu ya sex. So vile ile siku aliniseti ako home kumbe ni jam session sindio mimi nikamusamba. Wewe una imagine nime spend iyo doo yote kununua food then yeye ako jam session kufurahisha wanaume wengine. Iyo ndio siku story yetu ili die.” I hope you have read that with a deep ascent and a voice of a guy who may or may not be getting high once in a while. If you have not, I highly recommend that you do. Anyway, what I want you to pick from the above story is the ile mapenzi ina run dunia . Someone may tell you a thousand times how much they love you, how they would die for you. Unless it is love that runs the world then you may be headed for heartbreak. I hate to be the one who breaks this to you but, the truth is that the only love that runs the world is the love of God. Yes, like as in God the father, the son and the Holy Spirit. That is the only love that

ALLOW ME TO CHEAT

Say you had a girlfriend. She had the perfect body, an amazing smile and a personality you only see in movies. You fell in love the moment you heard her speak because her voice was the hoarse type. She was just perfect. Perfect until she kissed you. Ooh my god!! She is awful. You never want her to kiss you. She sucks your entire lips to the point where it is not sexy but actually painful now. So you pretend to always peck her and enjoy the tight hugs more than the kissing. That is the only wooden vessel in her golden world. You swear you love this woman. She brings out the man in you. The beast that just grabs her and you know what. She also makes you this soft guy that cares about her feelings. You would hold her bag in a mall while she goes to the ladies. Once in a while pretend to watch a reality with her and end up loving it more than she did. Yes, she is that sort of a lady. You love her too now don’t you? Let’s push in a little deeper now. Say she understood you are not per

BE A MAN

                                                                     Why would a woman wake up one morning and decide that now she wants to be equal to a man? What would possibly happen to make her feel that need? Can we argue and say that perhaps it was a strand in her DNA that was waiting to just manifest itself? Or did God finally decide to promote her to be a man’s equal? Whichever the case may be, personally I think something went terribly wrong somewhere, probably before I was born so as to trigger this monumental event. I am therefore going to give my personal opinion regarding this matter. The only reason I could come up with after much thought is man. There, I have said it. I believe the biggest problem the world has ever faced is men not taking their rightful place in the society. Man has lost his sense of responsibility and duty. He is grappling with the idea of what it means to be a man. It is like he is scared even. A man is designed to be a provider, protector, hunte

I WANT TO DIE

I WANT TO DIE “Hey, how are you doing today?” “I am great.” How many times have you lied about that when deep inside you just want to scream and run around cursing and break into tears? Because the truth is you are broken. You are slowly loosing yourself to the people around you. Everyone takes a piece of you when they make you do something you don’t want to but because you want to make them happy you smile and let them take away a little of your happiness. Sometimes that person sleeps next to you every night; he is the father of your kids. The guy you thought loved every flaw on your body and spirit. That best friend that you think you cannot do without. So you take their mistakes and make them your own. You keep burdening yourself. Making excuses for them. Let us try and figure out why? Why would anyone suffer in silence for the mistakes and burdens of others? The first answer that comes to my mind is the society. The expectations it has created over the years for certain pe